Today.

Today.

All smiles.

All smiles.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:


(Source: phatjesus)

ghost-anus:

If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are

(via the-vacant-planets)

housewifeswag:

dapper.

housewifeswag:

dapper.

(Source: eatbreathedrive)

Anonymous asked: ching chong ching chong

thesassycat:

SUCH ANCIENT DIALECT

warofthering:

three-legged-dog:

rampageginger:

Make-A-Wish Foundation made this kid’s dream come true. What a wonderful thing that has happened.

I’m literally sobbing.

It’s so cuuuute.

NEWTDIIIIIIIIIICK.

NEWTDIIIIIIIIIICK.

levicorp:

cannibalstarling:

kardigone:


Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

*whispers* bonjour

*high pitched screaming*

levicorp:

cannibalstarling:

kardigone:

Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

*whispers* bonjour

*high pitched screaming*

(Source: thedoctorloves221b, via housewifeswag)

(Source: vincentvarlotto, via willin0ise)